Ayoosh
 عدد المساهمات : 75
تاريخ التسجيل : 2009-04-15
العمر : 31
المزاج : tmaaaaaaaaam
 |  Subject: children jokes  Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:49 pm | |
| A little girl asked her mother for ten cents to give to an old lady in the
park. Her mother was touched by the child's kindness. "There you are, my dear,
but, tell me, isn't the lady able to work any more?"
"Oh yes," came the reply. "She sells sweets!"
A certain little girl, when asked her name, would reply, "I'm Mr. Hudson's
daughter." Her mother told her this was wrong, she must just say, "I'm Jane
Hudson." The minister spoke to her in Sunday school and said, "Aren't you Mr.
Hudson's daughter?" She replied, "Well, I thought I was, but mother says I'm
not."
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