Ayoosh
 عدد المساهمات : 75
تاريخ التسجيل : 2009-04-15
العمر : 31
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 |  Subject: collage jokes  Sat Apr 25, 2009 1:38 pm | |
| SILVIA: Dad, can you write in the dark?
FATHER: I think so. What do you want me to write?
SYLVIA: Your name on this report card.
HYGIENE TEACHER: How can you prevent deseases caused by biting insects?
JOSE: Don't bite any.
TEACHER: If I had seven oranges in one hand and eight oranges in the other,
what would I have?
CLASS COMEDIAN: Big hands!
TEACHER: If you had one dollar and you asked your father for another, how many
dollars would you have?
VINCENT: One dollar.
TEACHER(sadly): You don't know your arithmetic.
VINCENT(sadly): You don't know my father.
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